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dotcomtshirts.com

dotcom

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The original dotcomtshirts.com mascot, now in three dimensions. Hand-finished in software and supplied with two floating eyes, two cotton gloves and one regular-fit white tee.

  • Classic crew neck, short sleeves and an open hem
  • Eyes follow you around the room
  • Gloves included, arms not included
  • Responds to touch, offers and gunfire
  • One size, one of one
Specifications
Eyes
2, not attached to anything
Shirt
1, white, size M
Gloves
2, cotton
Fingers
8, including thumbs
Arms
0
Legs
0

Left and right are given from dotcom’s point of view.

Materials and care

100% cotton (shirt), 100% cotton (gloves), 100% eyes (eyes).

Wash at 30°, inside out, with similar mascots.

Do not spin him faster than about two turns a second. Do not poke him in the eye.

Shipping and returns

dotcom does not ship. He lives here.

Returns are not accepted, because he never left.